RAMBLINGS

Hallos my lovelies..... I love me some Saturdays mehnn.... Lounging in bed and lying to Momc that I'm dying of cold cos I don't want to help her take out her braids feels badass.....hehehehe......

 Alrighty, what are y'all doing this cold Saturday morning?

Move over Waje& Isio (for only today o) I got me a new GIRL CRUSH!!!!!!!!!! TONYE GARRICK international singer/ songwriter is my girl crush for the next maybe forever..... Guess what? She's also nice






So on Thursday, I started to prepare this very "powerful" post on Nigerian Politics and the Upcoming Elections.... I know I'm not a political analyst, but then this is The Way Esther Sees It and I get to drop my 2kobo on every and anything so I gatz say something. But you see, as I was writing, I paused to do small amebo with some people on BBM and 30mins later when I got back to the post, my mind had packed up for the night.
I woke up yesterday and the mind was still on break o, the thing no gree cooperate o. So I asked the niggress how far and she said, it's not everytime you will be forming bad guy, not everytime you'll be forming deep and profound, sometimes still show the world that your brain stops functioning well na. So i decided to come and tell y'all a little story.
This story is about my first time in an erotic shop.... Sometime in July last year, when I was on my Secretary duties for my dad, he asked me to accompany him to see one of his friends, and I gladly followed him. You know those of our parents' friends who always have something for you no matter how old you are shey? Uncle Cee is one of them. Anyways, Uncle Cee and his wife just opened a plaza and decided to take us on a tour around the plaza and I gained a perfume and a pair of shoes sef. While the tour was going on, the elders moved on to a room and left me behind so I just boned.
A few minutes later, my mum bounced in and went into the same room and then I heard them laughing before my mom beckoned me in. As I entered this room, my lovelies, there my childhood ended. 

My lovely lovelies, I saw all shapes, sizes and colours of vibrators and dildos. I saw nipple rings and lots more I don't want to even want to start mentioning and describing cos of my below 18 readers.

That was the tip of the iceberg o, from there, my parents started to list every toy in the shop and their uses. They actually picked up everyone and started describing o, even the lubes. Omo, I prayed for the ground to open up and swallow me, I was blushing like crazy, I even turned purple. When I started complaining, my father gave me the "young lady, you're never too old for sex education o" speech. All this while, my parents were getting touchy and feely around each other.... okay enough ewwwww things already... moving on.

So my lovelies, we've come to the end of my ramblings.... blame my mind for this o. Anyone cares to share any embarrassing moments with me?

P.S: Our Daily Manna 21 days fast begins today, don't forget to commit your year to God.

P.P.S: Nigerian Broadcasting Commission (NBC) has banned SHOKI BY LIL KESH ft. DAVIDO& OLAMIDE from airing on radio and television, except between 10pm and 5am. CAN YOU IMAGINE? Moby we have to do something bout this o

Till I see you next time, Stay Beautiful& Handsome

PEACE, LOVE& CHOCOLATES.

XOXO