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For quite a
while, we’ve been seeing these pictures asking ladies to build their ideal men
with $5 and trust me, most of us are good to go with the men we built.
Shey they
said what is good for the goose is good
for the gander abi? Well, yesterday, a task for the men surfaced and all
hell has been let loose.
I put up the picture since yesterday night as my BBM
display picture and up till now, not one of my over 100 male contacts has built
a house girl or side chic, talk more of an ideal woman. Una no want ideal woman again?
I remember sometime
last week on TTT, when Ernie asked us to list the realistic and unrealistic
qualities we needed or wanted in an ideal partner so we’d know who to buy a
life-sized doll for or who needs a carpenter-carved man.
I have
therefore come to the conclusion that MEN ARE GREEDIER THAN WOMEN. Only one man
wants to have a woman who is pretty,
smart, classy, with a great sense of style and a great bod who can screw your
brains away and thruway inside gutter. Then her middle name will be KATTY THE
COOK cos she will cook all the delicacies in this world and beyond and then
still be loyal while giving you head that will blow your mind into tiny
unrepairable pieces. YOU WAN KILL YOURSELF? Funny thing I realized was
that, if you still add more qualities to that list, most of y’all would still
want them.
When I started
to complain about the greed of men, a lil part of me began to wonder if we
women aren’t easily contented with little. In other cases, maybe yes; but in
this case, it’s a big NO. Lemme break it down for you a lil
- A man who is handsome with 6 pacs is supposed to be icing for an already baked cake, not the cake itself, and any woman who uses these two qualities as basis for picking a man, IMO, has serious deep-seated issues. FYI, I just ditched $4 from that list.
- A man who can cook is a great asset to any woman o, but if he’s like one of my exes, who can’t cook to save himself from the pangs of hunger, won’t he manage whatever you bring to the table? If he no like am, shebi Mama Cass n co still dey work. Same way, I don’t think any woman who wants kids herself would be with a man who doesn’t. That’s $8 out of the list now.
- In my opinion, loyalty beats faithfulness any day, and an intelligent man exudes confidence while a confident man is not necessarily intelligent. We can’t overemphasize the place of sex in any relationship, so amazing sex stays.
There it is, that’s not being easily contented with little, that’s being contented with the
necessary. An intelligent man who is loyal and can make parts of me come alive
whenever he touches me is the cake mehnnn. If he decides to know how to cook,
fine. If God made him handsome and he knows his way around the gym to get 6
pacs, my cake is iced. If he decides
to be faithful, that sprinkles or candles to the cake. Who says I can’t eat uniced cakes or cakes without sprinkles?
I bet none
of you guys can create an ideal woman from that list with $7. Please prove me
wrong. Ladies build me your ideal men with $7 too; let’s show them we’re not
greedy.
P.S: Please
don’t forget to follow this link to nominate this blog for BEST NEW BLOG 2014. Thank
you
Till the next time I see y'all, Stay Beautiful& Handsome
PEACE, LOVE& CHOCOLATES
XOXO
Yay!!!!....lol...before I talk bout this topic...Everyone pleaseeeee vote for thewayestherseesit.blogspot.com for the Best New Blog....(Grr...I hate the way you can only use one email to nominate one blog).....Alrighty....**eyes everyone** I am not sure what Esther is talking bout buh I am single (in my head). **bats my lashes** ....so if I have to build my ideal man...it would be #8 and #9....**flicks Amaka's borrowed weave**.....Esther! Esther!! Esther!! How many times?.....gimme back my 2 bucks...lol...
ReplyDeleteI just typed plenty and it disappeared. Anyways good thing it disappeared cos I changed my mind about my initial choice. My man in $5 would be 6 and 8... If he no sabi do the do I can always teach him just come endowed dassal.
ReplyDeleteNomination, done.
Beht Esther you greedy small oh smh
My combo for my ideal woman would be 3 and 5 (in my head) or 1, 5 and 6.
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Esther dear you have come again? If he decides to be faithful kwa? Haa, that's paramount babe! This list is missing a lot mehn! Where is #financially ok, where is #exposed, 5 dollars aren't enough mehn! First the amazing sex, then the intelligent aspect, but honestly this list needs to be updated joor. Who is looking for six packs? She needs a rethink.o
ReplyDeletehahha loyal and amazing sex thats my pick. This Esther sef you did not make it easy joo
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Hahahahahahaha what is all this nne? There is no ideal man/ woman - I would like to know the definition of ideal cos my definition of it might be different - we all have our flaws.
ReplyDeleteBtw I will nominate your blog because you deserve it
Lols, Esther I just dey Observe ni oooo.
ReplyDeleteLemme build my own, for me.....for me ooooo, am going for 1,2,6 & 8 = $7 Gbam!!!
You can see am not GREEDY!
6 ,7 and 9
ReplyDeleteAwwwww Hmmmmm lemme try not to be greedy6,8 and 9
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