Hallos my lovelies.... how's the new weather treating you. All of a sudden i miss harmattan.... I miss my duvet abeg and i don't understand this new weather yet.... I hope y'all are fine cos I'm fine too
For quite a while, we’ve been seeing these pictures asking ladies to build their ideal men with $5 and trust me, most of us are good to go with the men we built.
Shey they said what is good for the goose is good for the gander abi? Well, yesterday, a task for the men surfaced and all hell has been let loose.
I remember sometime last week on TTT, when Ernie asked us to list the realistic and unrealistic qualities we needed or wanted in an ideal partner so we’d know who to buy a life-sized doll for or who needs a carpenter-carved man.
I have therefore come to the conclusion that MEN ARE GREEDIER THAN WOMEN. Only one man wants to have a woman who is pretty, smart, classy, with a great sense of style and a great bod who can screw your brains away and thruway inside gutter. Then her middle name will be KATTY THE COOK cos she will cook all the delicacies in this world and beyond and then still be loyal while giving you head that will blow your mind into tiny unrepairable pieces. YOU WAN KILL YOURSELF? Funny thing I realized was that, if you still add more qualities to that list, most of y’all would still want them.
When I started to complain about the greed of men, a lil part of me began to wonder if we women aren’t easily contented with little. In other cases, maybe yes; but in this case, it’s a big NO. Lemme break it down for you a lil
- A man who is handsome with 6 pacs is supposed to be icing for an already baked cake, not the cake itself, and any woman who uses these two qualities as basis for picking a man, IMO, has serious deep-seated issues. FYI, I just ditched $4 from that list.
- A man who can cook is a great asset to any woman o, but if he’s like one of my exes, who can’t cook to save himself from the pangs of hunger, won’t he manage whatever you bring to the table? If he no like am, shebi Mama Cass n co still dey work. Same way, I don’t think any woman who wants kids herself would be with a man who doesn’t. That’s $8 out of the list now.
- In my opinion, loyalty beats faithfulness any day, and an intelligent man exudes confidence while a confident man is not necessarily intelligent. We can’t overemphasize the place of sex in any relationship, so amazing sex stays.
There it is, that’s not being easily contented with little, that’s being contented with the necessary. An intelligent man who is loyal and can make parts of me come alive whenever he touches me is the cake mehnnn. If he decides to know how to cook, fine. If God made him handsome and he knows his way around the gym to get 6 pacs, my cake is iced. If he decides to be faithful, that sprinkles or candles to the cake. Who says I can’t eat uniced cakes or cakes without sprinkles?
I bet none of you guys can create an ideal woman from that list with $7. Please prove me wrong. Ladies build me your ideal men with $7 too; let’s show them we’re not greedy.
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